I'm Two!

As of February 21, I'm two years old. Two!! Twice as many as one, infinitely as many as zero. Or so my mommy says. When I was one and a half, she taught me to say "one and a half, going on two" whenever anyone asked me how old I was. Now I can't seem to get that out of my head. She's been trying to reprogram me to say "I'm two years old," but it's just not catching. What I can do, though, is recite the first 20 or so lines from The Jabberwocky, which I think more than makes up for it. Don't you?